Multi-tasking Expert Pillows

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Balancing work and family

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Why do you need so many computers?

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Hassled Mother.

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Working from Home

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Studying and technology

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

The Communicator

Multitasking executive dog

Overworked

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."