Survivalist With Style Gifts

"Hygge for the end of the world"

Manicurist wanted by shipwrecked man

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Emergency Phone.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Arf! Arf!'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Waiting for Pants

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'