Survivalist In Style Gifts

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Emergency Phone.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Arf! Arf!'

Waiting for Pants

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Island and man

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Desert crawler following water

Starving explorer.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

How to survive the coming crash.