Style Survivalist Gifts

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

Waiting for Pants

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

Prepper Dog

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Tsunami Evac Route

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Drawing on an island.

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Now do you believe me?"

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.