Survivalist With Style Prints

"Hygge for the end of the world"

Manicurist wanted by shipwrecked man

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Emergency Phone.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Arf! Arf!'

Waiting for Pants

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Desert Island Mishap

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'