Rubbish Rebel Mugs

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Food waste with recycling symbol

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Daisy Diaper Service

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

Sunday.

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Driverless Car

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Bike Lane

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'Hello, 911?'

It's a gingerbread cyclops....I ran out of raisins!

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

It's fun being bad with dad.

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

Recycled humor.

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Angry driver