Fitness Rebel Mugs

"It's improv night."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

Navy Walrus Program.

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

Any time is cake o'clock

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Chocs away.

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

100k Desert Crawl

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.