Fitness Rebels Mugs

"I swapped my 'couch to 5K' training app for a '5K to couch' one!"

Any time is cake o'clock

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"I'm a monster."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"I just love these casual fridays."

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"It's improv night."

Fitness in church.

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

'Headmaster I'd like to report Biggins and Small who were caught this morning consuming trans-fats behind the bicycle shed.'

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

Dieting is for losers.

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Diet Enforcer