Beauty Rebels Gifts

How to have long, luscious hair in two easy steps 1) Have short, luscious hair. 2) Don't cut it.

Botox! Never!

Bad fake tan day.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

Missing my hair.

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"Fashion Week"

"What's with your hair?"

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Graffitti.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"I just love these casual fridays."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"