Beauty Standards Rebel Gifts

This area has been designated an area of outstanding unnatural ugliness.

Missing my hair.

Bad fake tan day.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"I just love these casual fridays."

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

"She's genetically modified, you know."

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

Animal cosmetic testing

Bar Refaeli

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

Katy Perry

"My talent agent tells me I have the perfect face for a hand model."

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

Romee Strijd caricature

Classical Beauty: "My secret is to eat lots of olive-skinned men."

"Girlfriend, you're not fat. You're just retaining a little water."

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

"In my culture it is very important to have straight teeth."

'I was born as beautiful as you, but after a few years you will see...'

Quarantine Day 60: "Mom says her boobs have enjoyed their temporary liberation from bra-jail."

"Of course I love your long hair Rapunzel. But maybe you could shave your legs just once in a while?"

Unnecessary Surgery

"Naturally curly hair."

Where did you get a fig leaf TATTOO?

"What? It's been ten years. . . She's had six kids for goodness sake. She can't still be the fairest of them all!"

'Because you're not a boy genius with a billion bucks - THAT's why you can't wear a hoodie to work.'