Boxer Gifts

Fight or flight?

'Could you repeat the question?'

"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

"Please, feel free to disagree."

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

"Remember, champ he maybe bigger, stronger and faster, but he ain't got yer reach!!"

Knockout!

'Okay. Sniff each others' butts, and come out fighting.'

Boxers: 'It looks like someone could use a hug.'

'Tit for tat boxing match.'

'In this corner for tonight's 'Out-Of-Court Settlement' bout ...!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Always introduce the smallest guy first.

'You really should work on your people skills.'

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

'I think his hand's getting sore.'

'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Sure, he's pulverizing your face, but you're chipping away at his likability."

'Violence solves everything...'

The Championship Fight Between Heenan and Sayers, on April 17, 1860

This has to be against the rules!

'Just shake hands please.'

'Is my medical insurance paid up?'

Negotiator is a boxer with clout.

Man fights with his shadow.

There's a time and a place for the 'boxers vs. briefs' debate.'

Fair play?

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

'Obey my commands, protect yourself at all times and think about investing your purse in tax-free annuities. Here's my card.'

'Gentleman' John Jackson's Victory over Thomas Fewtrell

Jack-in -the-box wins boxing match.