Boxer Gifts

Fight or flight?

"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."

'Could you repeat the question?'

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

"Remember, champ he maybe bigger, stronger and faster, but he ain't got yer reach!!"

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

Knockout!

'Okay. Sniff each others' butts, and come out fighting.'

Boxers: 'It looks like someone could use a hug.'

"Sure, he's pulverizing your face, but you're chipping away at his likability."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'In this corner for tonight's 'Out-Of-Court Settlement' bout ...!'

'I think his hand's getting sore.'

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

'You really should work on your people skills.'

Always introduce the smallest guy first.

'Tit for tat boxing match.'

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

Jack-in -the-box wins boxing match.

'Break.'

Negotiator is a boxer with clout.

'I KNEW I shouldn't have come in today!'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'Violence solves everything...'

'Just shake hands please.'

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

The Championship Fight Between Heenan and Sayers, on April 17, 1860

'Gentleman' John Jackson's Victory over Thomas Fewtrell

Man fights with his shadow.

'Obey my commands, protect yourself at all times and think about investing your purse in tax-free annuities. Here's my card.'

There's a time and a place for the 'boxers vs. briefs' debate.'

This has to be against the rules!