Boxing Fanboy Pillows

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

EU

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'