Boxing Fanboy Prints

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

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Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."