Quirky Boxing Fan Pillows

'Yeah, well - I'm nasally challenged, ain't I ?'

Fly Football

Snooker Golf.

Alternative fielding positions

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Boomerang cow.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Monster Baseball

Footballer and Bacteria.

The Unsportables: Relay

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

EU

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Deregulated Baseball

Martial Arts

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Let go of the pole!'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I Win!!!"

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."