Box Cat Fan Pillows

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Meowlzebub

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

Wine of the Day Club

EU

'Fancy a swift half?'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Bat

I only built the moat to keep the cats out.

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Boris Johnson vs Corona

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'They'll go away as you get older -- they're just youth spots.'

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.