Birds And Cats Fan Pillows

The owl and the pussycat went to sea...with a lot of lager.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Do you have any catsup?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Wolf Karaoke

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"She's all over YouTube."

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'