Post-it Fan Gifts

Why Elephants Never Forget.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"I compose using post it notes!"

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

"Simpson, you promised you wouldn't tell anybody I turned down Bill Gates!"

Actually, I really admire him. He pushes the envelope!

The King's New Robes.

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"I can't see my screen!!"

Memory Lane (lined with post-its).

Penfriend

'Still hard getting used to the office going paperless?'

'When we said 'we wanted somebody with printing experience' - we expected a little more than 'John Bull or potato prints''

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

'This one says, order more sticky notes.'

"Lousy spell check."

'I'ld like to return my Junk Male.'

'We've broken your list into eighty-four subgroups. Our work here is done.'

"I like the way these numbers look. Good font choice, Higgins."

"Yeah, I know vinyl's a plastic, but this one is Plant-based."

"I'm a big fan of the printed word."

Ego

'Fantastic! Now I always know where both are, my specs and my post-its!'

Run out and get me some lunch.

"Dammit, Jake - I said fetch the sheriff."

Scissors and pen

Separate post boxes for 'local' 'out of town' and 'snail mail'.