Printmaking Fan Gifts

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Man Ray

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"Wake up."

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

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Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

Actually, I really admire him. He pushes the envelope!

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

Penfriend

News Hourglass

Stick Bandit

Missing Sock

Why Elephants Never Forget.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'When we said 'we wanted somebody with printing experience' - we expected a little more than 'John Bull or potato prints''

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

A dog sits at her typwriter

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'