Print Media Fan Gifts

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

The end is near.

News Hourglass

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Big Newspaper Delivery

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Man Ray

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

News Wear World

"Wake up."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

"Hold still - almost done."

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

"And this is the electronic version."

'When we said 'we wanted somebody with printing experience' - we expected a little more than 'John Bull or potato prints''

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

"I'm nostalgic for the print media."

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

'I miss Andy Rooney!'

'I'm in P.R. This is where I keep the spin.'

'Boy, that's a bold new look.'

"This is for all those envelopes who never get their moment in the spotlight..."

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

'Those show-offs. Did you see their coffee table Kindle?'