Classic Media Fan Gifts

'It's more interesting as a radio play.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He likes to power nap.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Michael Caine

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

"This is the best part of the movie."

'I could have had a V-8!'

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

Marcello Mastroianni.

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

Ronald Reagan

Classic Movie Remakes (for people your age)

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

"That was supposed to be us."

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The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.