Bed Of Nails Fan Gifts

'This will sting for just a minute.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"It feels good to unwind..."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"I've invested in property..."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

Hairstyles

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"You have no idea how political this place is."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'You've got lot toe!'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Trash-talkin' artists

Selfbee

Snail Love.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"I wish you wouldn't keep going 'Vroom, Vroom'!"

'I give you an inch, Stanley, and you take a MILE. Whatever a mile is?'

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

"No, I don't recycle."

"I've just been gazumped!"

"No more ice cream cakes."

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

Gustav Klimt

"He's not in. Can you crawl back after lunch?"

Emo Snail

"I knew we should have come sooner - now we'll have to wait forever to use the equipment."