Bed Of Nails Fan Prints

'This will sting for just a minute.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"It feels good to unwind..."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"I've invested in property..."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

Hairstyles

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'You've got lot toe!'

Trash-talkin' artists

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"You have no idea how political this place is."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Selfbee

"I wish you wouldn't keep going 'Vroom, Vroom'!"

Snail Love.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'I give you an inch, Stanley, and you take a MILE. Whatever a mile is?'

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

"I've just been gazumped!"

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'

"No, I don't recycle."

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

'What have I told you about body popping!'

Emo Snail

Snail Estate Agents

"I knew we should have come sooner - now we'll have to wait forever to use the equipment."

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

"He's not in. Can you crawl back after lunch?"