Bed Of Nails Explorer Prints

'-and how was it for you,my darling?

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Arts and crafts

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"Now this is a dog park!"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

'Reading that stuff gives me 'goose bumps'.'

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

"It's our neighbor. He wants to borrow our GPS tracker."

'Big deal! I've already seen this on TV!'

Goldilocks to bears: 'I thought it was a bed and breakfast.'

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

'This will sting for just a minute.'

Shamisen

Sewing Buddies

'They've set the bar too high!'

"Why aren't we staying in a lodge again?"

'At bat is Brosnon. He's batting .279 and his product endorsement income is up 14% this year.'

Bed and Breakfast. "Which one will it be?"

"Do you think acupuncture would cure my pins and needles?"

Bed and Breakfast next to Cot and Cookie.

"Well, Bob, bed wasn't much, but, I must say, breakfast is delicious."