Nativity Fan Gifts

'We're looking for a star, and I truly believe that star could be you...'

"Next time, before buying expensive gifts, be sure there's enough money left to rent your own camels."

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Three wise men follow a hashtag

"This isn't what I meant by a stable environment."

Away in a manger

"Mary thanked me, and said, 'Fleece Navidad'."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Meet Santa's entourage

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Santa's wash day.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

'Oh, Christ.'

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

Pirates

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Three Parent Baby

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"Dude, last night was nuts."