Nativity Story Fan Gifts

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

Christmas Scene: Wise man with poor vision offering a gift to a sheep.

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

". . . and the most fabulous myrrh you ever saw! Seriously folks, this is the good stuff. . ."

"These presents, are they for his birthday or for Christmas?"

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."

"He can make the World but he can't make a reservation?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Zoom Christmas

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Oh, Christ.'

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

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"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

Three Parent Baby

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

'Big Issue!'

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

The Three Wise Women

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

Do not open 'til Christmas...