Nativity Story Fans Gifts

The three semi-wise men actually rode alpacas and carried knitted gifts of sweaters, sox and underwear to the arid desert village of Bethlehem...

The Three Waterwise Men

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

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"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

'Oh, Christ.'

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

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Three Parent Baby

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

The Three Wise Women

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Do not open 'til Christmas...

'Big Issue!'

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

"Crib, clothes, diapers, toys...All the good gifts on the registry are taken. There're only a few weird things left."