Nativity Enthusiast Gifts

"It's a girl!"

'Baby on board.'

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

Virgin Mary reads card: 'SORRY! The Angel Gabriel called to bring you glad tidings of great joy, but you were out.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

A Wii in a manger

Stable with a star above next to inn with five stars.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'You do realise this means 2000 years of Christmas records.'

'What?'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'Not THE three kings?'

'Boy what a night! A Birth, Wise Men, and now, to top it all: A Drummer Boy!'

Three Wise Men give gifts to Baby Jesus. One signs Register of Donors.

'It's easy to tell when it's Nativity Play time - I can never find a tea-towel.'

"Three kings and we still can't get a room upgrade?"

The wise men are following the star of Bethlehem, that is being pulled by a little angel.

You are looking for a pregnant virgin? Ha, ha.. Please let me know if you find one.

Last minute gift ideas

"I figure we can use the gold to buy baby-wipes and re-gift the Frankincense and myrrh."

The Nativity

We Three Kings

'And let's all agree to no Baa-ing during my solo.'

"He just loves the lumps of gold you bought him last year."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Go forth and get me a PR consultant."

Boxing Day Blowout!

The Wise Men and The Lazy Men.

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

"Well thank you very much! You've just woken the baby!"

Baby Jesus

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

"I'm afraid the hotel didn't pick up the sponsorship deal so you have to stay in the stables after all."

"Don't worry, we can take two of them back when the shops open in the morning."

Wise Men.