Nativity Enthusiast Pillows

'Baby on board.'

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

Virgin Mary reads card: 'SORRY! The Angel Gabriel called to bring you glad tidings of great joy, but you were out.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

A Wii in a manger

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'You do realise this means 2000 years of Christmas records.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'What?'

'Not THE three kings?'

The wise men are following the star of Bethlehem, that is being pulled by a little angel.

"Three kings and we still can't get a room upgrade?"

'Boy what a night! A Birth, Wise Men, and now, to top it all: A Drummer Boy!'

Three Wise Men give gifts to Baby Jesus. One signs Register of Donors.

You are looking for a pregnant virgin? Ha, ha.. Please let me know if you find one.

'And let's all agree to no Baa-ing during my solo.'

We Three Kings

The Nativity

"I figure we can use the gold to buy baby-wipes and re-gift the Frankincense and myrrh."

Last minute gift ideas

'It's easy to tell when it's Nativity Play time - I can never find a tea-towel.'

Boxing Day Blowout!

"He just loves the lumps of gold you bought him last year."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Go forth and get me a PR consultant."

The Wise Men and The Lazy Men.

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

"Well thank you very much! You've just woken the baby!"

Closed for Christmas

"I can't believe I slept through the birth of a baby in our manger! That's it then, I won't be mentioned in stories about tonight..."

"Hello, Police?! This is the Star of Bethlehem...I think I'm being followed by these three guys! I'ts really freakin' me out!!"

"I didn't know what to give him, so I brought some myrrh."

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"

Shepherds washing their socks by night.

'The hotel, endorsement deal didn't work out, we're going to have to stick with the stables,'