Nativity Enthusiasts Pillows

'It'll be alright, I've done this accommodation on arrival lark dozens of times.'

Regendering Christmas

"Operator, these three men on camels have been following me all night! I stop, they stop. I go, they go. I'm so scared. . ."

"Look, Mary, it's the wee three kings!"

The Awkward Scene at the Manger

'So you were born in a manger. This is a primitive area. I was born in a chicken coop.'

'I don't trust this hotel's manager. We better go back to the manager we saw a little while ago.'

"Gold, Frankincense and myrrh! Go back out there and tell them, if they didn't bring a midwife, they can bugger off!"

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Oh, Christ.'

Three Parent Baby

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

The Three Wise Women

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

Cut out and keep your own Angel.

Stable conversion for luxury flats.