Nativity Enthusiasts Gifts

'It'll be alright, I've done this accommodation on arrival lark dozens of times.'

Regendering Christmas

"Operator, these three men on camels have been following me all night! I stop, they stop. I go, they go. I'm so scared. . ."

"Look, Mary, it's the wee three kings!"

The Awkward Scene at the Manger

'So you were born in a manger. This is a primitive area. I was born in a chicken coop.'

'I don't trust this hotel's manager. We better go back to the manager we saw a little while ago.'

"Gold, Frankincense and myrrh! Go back out there and tell them, if they didn't bring a midwife, they can bugger off!"

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Oh, Christ.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Three Parent Baby

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

'Big Issue!'

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

The Three Wise Women

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

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