Nativity Nerd Pillows

The Forgotten Fourth King

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Zoom Christmas

Lost around a military base.

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'Oh, Christ.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

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"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Three Parent Baby

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

You Are Here

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

2Recalculating..."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

'Pat's Pagan paperbacks and periodicals' next to 'Coleman's Christian bookshop'