Nativity Nerds Pillows

"Woo! Three new followers!"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Battery Lighthouse

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Pirate

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Oh, Christ.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Clam Spearing

Really Early Vikings

'Boat Launch'

Three Parent Baby

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.