Nativity Nerds Gifts

"Woo! Three new followers!"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Pirate

Battery Lighthouse

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Clam Spearing

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Oh, Christ.'

Really Early Vikings

'Boat Launch'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

Three Parent Baby