Nativity Humorist Gifts

We only follow one star round here, buddy!

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"You call this a constitution?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Zoom Christmas

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Sermon Applause.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Praying Mantis.

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Regifts of the Magi

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.