Nativity Playwright Gifts

...and a child was born in Bethlehem.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Zoom Christmas

'Oh, Christ.'

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

Three Parent Baby

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Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

The Three Wise Women

'Creche scenes are allowed on church lawns, Finnegan.'

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

"He's coming out halo first!"

"Crib, clothes, diapers, toys...All the good gifts on the registry are taken. There're only a few weird things left."

Wise Men.

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."

Cut out and keep your own Angel.

'It's a girl!'