Nativity Playwright Mugs

...and a child was born in Bethlehem.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Zoom Christmas

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

'Oh, Christ.'

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Three Parent Baby

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

The Three Wise Women

Do not open 'til Christmas...

'Big Issue!'

'Creche scenes are allowed on church lawns, Finnegan.'

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."

Wise Men.

"He's coming out halo first!"

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

"Crib, clothes, diapers, toys...All the good gifts on the registry are taken. There're only a few weird things left."

Cut out and keep your own Angel.

'It's a girl!'