Nativity Narrative Enthusiast Mugs

As the three wise men approach the stable, they see shepherds smoking in huddle outside

Why are direction signs always so bad?

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Zoom Christmas

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Oh, Christ.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

Three Parent Baby

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

The Three Wise Women

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

"Crib, clothes, diapers, toys...All the good gifts on the registry are taken. There're only a few weird things left."

"He's coming out halo first!"

Two Wise Men & One Wise Guy

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

Cut out and keep your own Angel.

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."