Nativity Narrative Lover Mugs

'But... this is not the new bright shining star!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Zoom Christmas

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'Oh, Christ.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Three Parent Baby

Man and bird

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

Anecdote Magazine

"Crib, clothes, diapers, toys...All the good gifts on the registry are taken. There're only a few weird things left."

"He's coming out halo first!"

It's a girl!

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."

Cut out and keep your own Angel.