Nativity Play Lover Mugs

Cut out and keep your own Angel.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'Oh, Christ.'

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Three Parent Baby

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

'Big Issue!'

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

The Three Wise Women

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

"He's coming out halo first!"

"Crib, clothes, diapers, toys...All the good gifts on the registry are taken. There're only a few weird things left."

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."