Nativity Play Enthusiast Mugs

'Did you keep the receipt?'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Oh, Christ.'

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

Three Parent Baby

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

The Three Wise Women

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

'Big Issue!'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

"Crib, clothes, diapers, toys...All the good gifts on the registry are taken. There're only a few weird things left."

"He's coming out halo first!"

Cut out and keep your own Angel.

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

Wise Men.

It's a girl!