Nativity Scene Enthusiast Mugs

"Bloody typical, you wait for ever, then three of the buggers come along together!"

"If only we had some gold, frankincense and myrrh."

Three Wise Men Visiting Flower

'I can assure you officer, we are not looters.'

Christmas monks.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

The Three Wise Men deciding on their gifts.

'Boy what a night! A Birth, Angels, Wise Men, and now, to top it all: A Drummer Boy!'

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"You know, this is going to look great on our CVs."

Boxing Day

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

'Do you think that's wise?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Quick, follow that star

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Oh, Christ.'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Three Parent Baby

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Enter The Holy Land At Your Own Risk.

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.