Modern Nativity Enthusiast Mugs

The Three Wise Women

Three wise men in a limousine.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Oh, Christ.'

Three Parent Baby

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

"Crib, clothes, diapers, toys...All the good gifts on the registry are taken. There're only a few weird things left."

"He's coming out halo first!"

Wise Men.

It's a girl!