Nativity Admirer Mugs

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Oh, Christ.'

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Three Parent Baby

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

Cat asleep on stage with audience of cats.

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

'Big Issue!'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

The Three Wise Women

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

"He's coming out halo first!"

"Crib, clothes, diapers, toys...All the good gifts on the registry are taken. There're only a few weird things left."

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.