Nativity Narrative Lover Pillows

'But... this is not the new bright shining star!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Zoom Christmas

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'Oh, Christ.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Man and bird

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Three Parent Baby

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

Do not open 'til Christmas...

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

Anecdote Magazine

Wise Men.

"Crib, clothes, diapers, toys...All the good gifts on the registry are taken. There're only a few weird things left."

Cut out and keep your own Angel.

It's a girl!