Nativity Narrator Pillows

'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Look, it's the little hummer boy!

We Three Kings.

'Did you include the receipts for easy return?'

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

Covid Three Kings

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Zoom Christmas

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'Oh, Christ.'

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Three Parent Baby

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

Do not open 'til Christmas...

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

The Three Wise Women

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

"He's coming out halo first!"

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

Two Wise Men & One Wise Guy

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."