Nativity Storyteller Pillows

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

"Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I saw a heavenly host of angels?"

Zoom Christmas

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Filming Christmas

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

'Oh, Christ.'

A feminist Christmas.

Knight before Christmas

Three Parent Baby

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

'Why miniature reindeer? Why not a flying dog-sled team?'

Boy Prays for a Full Stocking

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"