Nativity Narrator T-Shirts

'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

We Three Kings.

'Did you include the receipts for easy return?'

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

Covid Three Kings

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Zoom Christmas

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Oh, Christ.'

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Three Parent Baby

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

The Three Wise Women

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

Two Wise Men & One Wise Guy

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

"Crib, clothes, diapers, toys...All the good gifts on the registry are taken. There're only a few weird things left."

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

"He's coming out halo first!"

Wise Men.

We only follow one star round here, buddy!

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