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"Follow the brightest star, is that all he said?"

Three Wise Men wearing face masks.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Zoom Christmas

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Oh, Christ.'

Three Parent Baby

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

The Three Wise Women

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

Two Wise Men & One Wise Guy

"He's coming out halo first!"

"Crib, clothes, diapers, toys...All the good gifts on the registry are taken. There're only a few weird things left."

Bad Cheetah!!!

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

Wise Men.

"It's so confusing! Explain to us again when we have to swarm and when we have to make a beeline..."

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."