Nativity Narrators Gifts

"Follow the brightest star, is that all he said?"

Three Wise Men wearing face masks.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Zoom Christmas

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Oh, Christ.'

Three Parent Baby

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

Do not open 'til Christmas...

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

The Three Wise Women

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

Tunnel of Vengeance.

Wise Men.

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."

"He's coming out halo first!"

"Crib, clothes, diapers, toys...All the good gifts on the registry are taken. There're only a few weird things left."

Bad Cheetah!!!

"It's so confusing! Explain to us again when we have to swarm and when we have to make a beeline..."

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."