Nativity Story Gifts

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

"These presents, are they for his birthday or for Christmas?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Zoom Christmas

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Oh, Christ.'

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

Three Parent Baby

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

'Creche scenes are allowed on church lawns, Finnegan.'

The Three Wise Women

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

"He's coming out halo first!"

'It's a girl!'